Title: Love's a Battlefield (and the Navy Did Not Train Steve for This Shit)
Characters/Pairings: Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, Kono Kalakaua, Chin Ho Kelly
Disclaimer: CBS owns all.
Notes: Three years ago, before BBC Sherlock took over my brain, I had a love affair with Hawaii Five-0. I wrote some fic, completely forgot about it, and recently rediscovered them on my hard drive. I think this was a response to a prompt on a kink meme somewhere, but I have no idea where the original prompt is. Anyway, thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy!
Summary: The Kalakaua-Kelly clan have gotten it into their heads that they need to matchmake Steve. Out of desperation, Steve makes up a boyfriend named Danny.
It doesn't quite go according to plan.
Link to AO3